POOOTOOOII-ness has got to go!
I was cruising my way through the KL centre after work, tailing a motocyclist. No, there wasn't any snatching or drama of that sort. That motorcycle's front sat a male adult and a boy behind.. he was about 7 years old odd.
So, as i was saying, cruising back home. No rush, no over taking, no honking.. just ordinarily normal lah. Into details, Pavillion the new exclusive shopping centre was just on my right. People rushing home to buka puasa, every one in their smart office attire walking towards their intended destination. And also i peeped at some gorgeous faces in cars, some walking at the side walk. Can't help myself.
Then, the man on the motorcycle turn his body partically to the left went... (ok, i did not literally heard it but you know what i mean) Gaaaauugggg.... POOO TOOOOIII... on his left side. THEN THEN THEN, about less than a minute of driving, he turned his face to his right and again... POOOTOOOIIII....
Imagine walking at the side walk and ter-stepped on somebody's pootooi. How exciting. It ultimately gross la. That while glue-ie thing spat on the floor. Yuck. I'll not go into the germs lying about, flying in thin air, into our nostrils. Bluek. Excuse you, can Pootooi into tissue? cannot find tissue then, take part of your t-shirt and pootooi into it and fold it la. At least nobody would see it.
ARGH!! I AM GOING INSANE. Ok, lets not go into the OCD stuff but common basic hygeine how? The little one at the back probably think its normal to do that.
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH! how how how how how. This minute, i must say i prefer Singapore. EEEEEEEEEeeee.... NANDAYO??
*can't find a decent picture to insert here. Will make it up later. hopefully... if i'm still alive then.
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